Ok, so i just got home from a two day overnight leadership camp that our school made us go on. I have the meanest headache and I think its partly because I didnt go 2 bed till around 3 and had to get up at 5.30am. It was fun and they made us do really gross stuff.

So I won't say anything about yesterday at camp because that was kinda boring the really interesting stuff happened this morning. We all got woken up at 5.30 am by the camp leaders kicking our doors in and blowing whistles, telling us to go and line up outside, remember we are all 17 year olds so mornings are not really our thing. So we're all standing shivering outside in our pajamas (only a couple of people were smart enough to grab a sweatshirt as you the hole still asleep thing) and we were made to line up in order of our birthdays and then put into 3 groups. From thoses 3 groups two people (a girl and a guy) from each group were asked to volunteer and stand up the front of there group. So 2 people did, the girls that volunteered got blindfolded (googles that were blacked out as well as a cloth) and the guys that volunteered got earplugs given to them and earmuffs. We were all still standing outside in the cold in our pjs and to make things worse it started to rain lighly but that didn't last very long. So after several minutes of us standing shivering in hardly any clothes, each group was given a set of instructions and informed that we had 2 and a half hours to complete the challenges. 

So immediatly everyone in our group ran inside and got changed (except for Gemma who was blindfolded and couldnt get changed). When we were all back we read out the instructions. Here was the situation, the two blindfolded and earmuffed people were infected with bird flu and we had to complete a series of challenges and work as a team to get to the end and find the antidote, in 2 and a half hours they would die. Now this seems pretty basic but we werent so lucky. The rules were that the two 'patients' were not alowed to touch the ground at any time and at least two people must be touching them at all times, we also had to carry 4 cups of water which were on a tray and 2 people must be touching that at all times (and that was also not alowed to touch the ground). 

The first challenge we had to do was build a raft to float our 'patients' acorss the lake and onto the jetty, the 'patients' were not alowed to touch the ground or jetty and the raft was not alowed to touch the bank, the 'patients were also not alowed to get wet. We were given some fake money and had to use our maths and bargaining skills to buy our materials to make the raft. So yea my team worked real good together and made a really kool raft. It was the best raft and the only one that stayed together, so we got ahead and the other teams stole our raft and used it to transport there 'patients'. So after doing some other stuff that involved other team members at the lake we had to follow the orange flags around a course.

The camps quite big so we couldn't see the course ahead of us and we were coming first so yea but anyway we had to go over fences and stuff, all without our 'patients' touching the ground and believe you me Jesse is not light. SO after going over the fences and through a bit of slippery mud we had to walk through a small stream that was pretty much all cow shit that came t about waist height and the 'patients' were not alowed to touch the mud and we were still holding the water. It was sooooo disgusting and took us about 15 minutes to get through just imagine it wading through waist high stream of sticky thick cow shit carrying 2 people above shit and trying not to get bogged down and stuck and we were not alowed to touch the bank. Im sure all of you can imagine the smell.

So yea once we got to the end of the shit stream we had to climg up this really tall bank. It had a rope to pull ouselves up but still the 'patients' were not alowed to touch the ground or the rope. So Brad chucked Jesse on his back and piggy bakced him up! Itb was legendary cos Jesse is heavy, and then he came back down and took Gemma up. But still that was not the end of it by now it was about may 6.30 am and we got to a big tarporlin that was pegged down on the ground. There was a sheet of it on the ground with some netting over the top of it and another sheet of tarp over that. In between that was the mushed up watered down leftovers from last night dinner ewwwww. SO after walking through cowshit we then had to army crawl through this foul smelling stuff that looked like vomit. It smelled so rancid and it was all slimy and stuff.

So then we did a couple more not so hard challenges and finished. And yaaaay my team won and we won by like mayb 20 minutes it was awesome. Hehe and the final thing we had to do was go and jump in the lake and try to wash as much of the shit and food off us as possible b4 we had a shower. Luckliy the lake was warm. So yea camp was fun but as a by product of having like 3 hours sleep and then doing lots of physical activities I now hav a blinding headache and can hardly keep my eyes open although its only like 4.20 pm.

But camp was awesome and us senior students really got closer as a group and learnt some stuff so yea yay!   &nb sp;

My cat died im so sad and im the one that found her. My friend txted me and said that theres a dead cat outside my house that looked like mine (but in a nicer way) so i went and looked and it was mine  someone had been nice enuf to pick her up off the road and out her on the side of the footpath so I picked her up and took her back inside. It wasnt until my mum called (i txted her and told her) that i started crying, ive had that cat for 14 years so yea. Then my dad got up (he was sleeping cos he had a night shift last night) and hugged me and went and dug a hole for her so yea im sad.

So that was the sad part the mad part happened at the swimming sports this afternoon. It was all fun and stuff I loved it but I am a bit mad at all the 7th form girls in my house becos there was only 4 of us that actually came which is stupid because were seniors and should be setting an example but anyway 1 of them was an exchange student so i don't no if she even counts. But we all did everything except for the relay. It was the final event and it was a 6 person realy and it ended up that only 2 of us were going 2 do it as the other 2 'didnt want 2' (stupid fucking excuse) so i was going to have 2 do 3 lengths but thats not it not only would i have had 2 do 3 lengths but i was going to have to run to the other end of the pool each tome so we could alternate. But thank god the teacher in charge took pity on us and let us use a 6th former who had already raced altho technically its against the rules so yea im mad at the other slack 7th form gurls its disgusting. I am so lucky that i only had to do 2 lengths instead of 3, i would hav died, i almost didnt make it doing 2 so yea im pissed!!!!!  

Yay Iv'e just finished watching the very first super 14 game of the season and it was the wickedest game!!! My team won of course but it was looking a bit dodgy at half time because we were losing 3-19 but in the second half we scored 4 tries and they didnt get any! So the end score was 37-19 and I'm so happy because not only did we win but we got a bonus point which is extremly important so yea yay happy!!!!!!!

So I'm also very very glad that I could even watch the rugby live because if i was at my house i would have had 2 watch it in the morning. Luckily I'm babysitting and the people I'm babysitiing for have Sky T.V so not only did I get to look after the cutest little ginga baby I got to watch my favourite sport live!

So yea thats the good news which I'm really happy about but the bad news is stupid school has started again and I'm taking really hard subjects, chemistry, calculus, English, Biology and Classical Studies. But I do think that I'm definatly crazy and need to be shot because the only reason I'm doing Calculus and not Statistics is because Statistics is to easy! I mean hello!!! I actually did something because it was going to be a challenge, I'm definatly screwed in the head. I didn't even pass Calculus last year but since I passed all the other Maths subjects the teacher let me in.

But on a higher note about school today we had our tabloid sports and I was my team leader as I was the most senior person in our formclass so I was in charge of the scorecard nd whatnot and I only cheated a little bit. But it was fun and i got all dressed up in Blue because thats our colour and I got to wear a pretty blue dress and paint and everything. SO yea it was really really fun and my formclass behaved real well I didn't have to yell at them or anythin which is rare in formclasses usually you get one or two people who just wreck it but I'm just lucky I guess.

Sooooo yea wooooooooooo I'm sooooooo incredibly happy!!!!!!!  

Hmmmm so the last couple of days have been quite un eventful, its been to hot to do anything. I keep wanting to walk down to the dairy, it's only like 5 minutes away but i don't no if i'd make it but i soooo want a lift plus dey so good but ill get over it.

So yesterday, Sunday, I was the only one home so I slept in, well kind of it was about 11ish when i got up and then had a shower and wandered down to church. I got there when it was finished which was all sweet, and i talked to nicole for a while there it was surprising that she was there at all she hasnt been in ages. So then i invited myself round to the chestertons house for lunch because they always have home made pizza and its the best eva. They never mind ne1 coming there always invitng people 4 lunch on Sunday, usually its new people from church or something. And it was kool because Gael and Stu and there kids were there as well and theyre really kool but it did mean that there were a lot of people there but at least I didn't have to make my own lunch.

So I hung out there for a while and until evry1 started going places and i got stuck reading the kids stories which I don't mind but i went home neway. So when i got home i cleaned the house a bit and then crashed on the couch and watched t.v. I love Sunday afternoon t.v its sports on all 3 channels and I love watching sports. I watched some surfing and motorbike racing and even some bmx street. BMX street is da awesomest thing to watch i just love it. And then i watched the A1 grand prix qualifying. The A1 is so kool i love it and its just a bonus that New Zealands good at it. Then it was just the usual Sunday night t.v with Survivor and CSI Miami. I don't no why but im addicted to Survivor this time round, iv'e never watched an entire survivor series b4. 

So then after watching the ususal rubbish i decided it was ite to go to bed so i went but it was to hot and i couldnt sleep so i went and watched the feature race of the A1 which went til 4am. It was the awesumist to watch and i cracked up laughing cos in the 2nd lap aussie and usa crashed going round the hairpin and yea it was just funny seeing that. But Matt Haliday, the NZ driver did really good he was coming first for a while but he still needed to make his mandatory pittstop so when he took that he slipped back to 13th. But the commentaters&nbs p;said afterwards that he passed the most people in the race, he went from 13th to 4th and about half of them were him pssing people which is like a big thing because it was a street track and it was really hard to. So yea it was awesum. 

But now im super tired and my parents get home today so i have to do more cleaning and I doubt my stupid little brother will help at all with that so yea.   

I officially have no life. Its been ova a month since the holidays have started and i havn't gone out or anything besides xmas and new years crap. Well dats lying I have been out once and it was to a starwars/coffee day we actually watched all the starwars movies, all 6, bak 2 bak in order. Sad isn't it.

I'm so incrediably bored, but on a lighter note i learnt how 2 ride a moterbike yesterday! We went out 2 my auntys farm and Dad taught me how to ride my cousins bike. Then when i'd finished goin round and round the paddock, we went and got the cows in. Going to get them was realivly easy but coming back was a different story, it is sooo much harder to drive slowly than fast hence i stalled about 3 times and came off once. We had to drive real slow behind the cows and trying to go slowly up a hill was not easy, I didn't give it enough gas and it started sliding back down so i panicked and jumped off, right into the electric fence smart a! So each time I stalled dad had to come start it again because the kick start is fucked and in the end he rode back to the shed on it and i rode the quad because when i panicked and jumped off, the bike fell ova, naturally, and the clutch broke off. Lukily Dad could still make it go so he rode it back. The quad was so much easier to drive as it's an automatic and i had to go slowly anyway because my little brother and my cousin were both on the back.

So yea I learnt how 2 ride yay! So when we got 2 the shed I learnt how 2 milk, well kind of. The sheds a rotary and its really easy so they stopped it going round so i could have a go at putting the cups on and that was realitvly easy but i wouldn't be able to keep up with the shed. But then practice makes perfect! And I also had a go at taking the cups off which was real easy but theres still a knack to it.  

I hope Abby gets back from Aussie soon i really miss her and then maybe i won;t be so bored all the time!

Wow i havn't posted for ages since like b4 xmas so, in theory i should have a lot to write about but since i don't do much i dont have much 2 say but i'm sure that i can pull something out of my ass!

Soooo liike a week b4 xmas we had a fmaily xmas party thingy with my dads side of the family and it was a our house yay. I hate having crap like da at our house as it means hours of cleaning and stressing and wat not wheras if it was at some1 elses place we could just turn up it sucked. But i soon got over that and opened my presents, i think the best 1 that i got was from my Aunty Karen this year they have lots of money so me and the only other girl cousin chloe both got sterling silver necklaces that are really pretty and apparently are worth 3 years of presents, i wear it almost every day. But my other aunty, who isnt really my aunty....yet but neways she got me this fairy thingy thats like a writing set and its really lame, not really the sort of thing you'd buy a 17 year old gurl who hardly ever even wears pink but even tho the present wasn't that great iv'e been brought up polite so im jus glad i got anyhting at all!

So then we went up to Hamilton where my mums family lives (hamiltons about 3 hours drive from my little hole of a town) the drive up there is stupid with lots of annoying winding roads where you have no cell phone reception, im jus glad i had my walkman and got the whole back seat to myself, haha i got 2 stretch out and lie down, even though thats probly not safe.

So anyway i don't particulary like going to Hamilton for xmas becos im the oldest of 12 grandkids and since im only 17 the others are all pretty much 11 and younger which is a really annoying age. Last year they all ran after me and my cousin matthew (he 15) and were trying 2 stick there fingers up our ass's so they forced us to actually physically run! But we got away thankfully. So thats how annoying they are but lukily they seemed to be over that phase so it wasn't as bad. And i don't think i got any real crappy presents from any of my auntys up there this year! I think it must b the first time in lik 5 yearsa dat i havn't, the aunty that usually gets me da crappy lame presents dat i neva use got me one of those cooking thingys where you melt down chocolate buttins and put them in moulds so yay chocolate and of corse i jus opened them and ate the choc buttins mmm tasty treat! So it was a realativly gud xmas this year.

Hmmmm so we got bak in2 inglemud on boxing day afternoon so that was awesum becos it meant that me and my bro andy could go 2 the boxing day meet at speedway. SInce my aunty wasn't sure if andy was going 2 b bak in itme she invited my cousin tim 2 come and help at speedway, hes such a crak up and wheneva he insults me he always takes a step bak cos he nos that ill kik his ass its so funi but neway so he was there being pittcrew for my uncle with my brother becos my unle races a streetstock. I love going 2 speedway, i love the noise and the smell and everything. ANd since it was the boxing day meet they had a demolition derby which is always fun 2 watch and it was even betta becos my cousin abbys ex was in it and hes an asshole and it was fun 2 watch him getting pumilled.

So then we get 2 New Years. That morning i went to a 90th bday party where i got extremly sunburnt becos sum stuoid freaks stole our spot in the shade and it was awesum cos my hot guy the i havnt seen since halloween was there but neways the punch bowk got spiked with vodka or mayb it was just our drinks of punch that got spiked but eitha way it was guuud! So then we had our costume party! It was kool, i went as a jedi, i had a cloak and light saber and wat not but i was only in costume 4 a couple of minutes becos it was 2 hot and my sunburn hurt. The party was wikid and chloe and carlin were there and chloe, carlins HOT! But neway only about a 3rd of the ppl there drunk any alcohol and they were all outside so i went and hng out with them becos they were far more interesting ( no offence guys!) It was kool Stefs bf chad is da man! after they got bored of the drinking games he skulled the rest of the tequila straight! and he didnt even throw up altho he was muching on ice for a while to try and take away the burn. Haha so then at bout 2ish we went and woke pete up hu was asleep and walked him home wich was quite a mission as he was totally trashed. When he was corssing the road we had 2 tell him 2 stop turn left as he was just walkin strait and wud have walked strait in2 a holly bush and sum1s bak yard. but eventually we got him home and then me home and i went 2 bed and slept yay but then i had 2 get up in the morni g and go 2 church i was only bout 1 and a half hours late (it gos 4 2 hours) hehe but its not like i did netin i jus sat in the side room with pete hu was hungova and my hot guy and my brotha, we were all soooo tired!

So yea imj relativly pissed of with Jeff (my bf) as he went sumwhere with some of my frends last nite 4 new years, i think the drove round or sumtin and he didnt tell me or invite me or netin and i no dat sonds pathetic and possesive but i dnt giv a shit i jus wud hav liked 2 be invited. hewnt with my best frends and not 1 of them invited me, not 1. I even got invited 2 a new years party with my ex! So im pissed at him but that dusnt matter cos im gonna break up with him neway cos i don't really like him nemore so yea dats been my exciting life yay.

So since I have nothing really worthwhile to post today except dat my parents have gone away! yay! I have decided to post another one of the infamous random stories!!! They are so much fun and still make me laugh and this is my favourtist one! From the year 2004 Random Story number 4!!!

Once upon a red dancing horse a Mr John Mairo came riding along a path to his grandmamas house because she was a clown and needed to be sacrificed because otherwise the snow queen would be angry and kill ass the poor little baby banjo players and call for the royal  Scots Dragoon Guards with their bagpipes and dodgy skirts of tartan, and they will eat everyone over 17 because if you are over 17 you are old and old people are retarded.
When Mr Marco arrived at his grandmamas house he couldn’t find her. ‘Grandmama’, he called, ‘its me John’! she then came crawling out from under the fridge. Grandmama had a rifle in her hand and a swastika band on her arm, Granpapa Hitler had risen back to power and was forcing the world to play banjo and live in the mountains with y-fronts as the only clothes and y-fronts are gross.
Unbeknown to Granpapa Hitler, Abraham Lincoln was raising a secret army to take over the Japanese. His army consisted of the people of Madagascar and a French hoe.
John fainted and a huge black Friesian stallion came galloping up and jumped over him and flew through Hitlers window killing his royal banjo playing y-front wearing mountaineer angrying him into rising his secret army of 100 Mongols to attack and kill Lincolns Madagascan army and rape his French hoe leaving his life pointless and foreign.
But unbeknown to Hitler and army of pixies were going to kill Edith the elf. Edith the elf I sit in the rain and I sing to myself, I keep myself sane by designing a shelf, im Edith the wonderful elf, im Edith the elf and I live in a tree, I no all the pixies and they all no me. Edith the elf is hitlers best most favourite brother, tomorrow was their family reunion and Hitler was wearing his favourite hidden machinegun and after the brilliantly kool Crusaders losing to the gay bad naughty hillbillyish Brumblebees decided to send another army, the SS to kill them.
Hitler then cried. He just remembered his friend who lived in a jungle that wasn’t there in India. His name was Manu his favourite word was pudakudaha. He was killed from another girl whos leg was bit off by a croc. Edith went to comfort Hitler but was blown up by Hitlers girlfriend. No said Hitlers girlfriend you will never turn Hitler gay you Homo!
Just then Hitlers tears revived Edith and Hitlers girlfriend committed suicide because the Crusaders lost and now this was just to much Hitler then decided to kill all of them but not really – ‘just playing’ he smirked. Lets all have a brown half eaten rotten apple to eat and skip to the end of the rainbow and then float up into hell. And that’s what they did. Now that Hitler is going to Chinatown I can fart in peace. 

 

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By Chloe, Sarah, Zac, Rebekah, Kendra and Ben

 

 

 

 

 

So yea iv'e actually had a life!! Its so amazing but over the past three days i actually havnt played any playstation and ive been and done stuff! On thursday i got hauled out of bed and in2 town with my aunty karen and abby and unlike last time i went into town with them it was rather a pleasnt event, there was no yelling or wat not. So then in the afternoon i went down with my frends and helped my frends mum make the xmas parade float, I LOVE XMAS!!! It was fun we got 2 do lotsa painting but my back started hurting after a while. Then when we'd finished that me and nicole and pete walked down to the chemist so she could get her prescription filled. It would usually b quite boring, you would think to get a prescription filled but we turned it quite fun! Pete found an eyelash curler and tryed to curl his eyelashs but he kept stabbing himself with it. Then one of the chicks hu works there came and helped him while me and nicole were pissing ourselves laughing!

So yea that was thursday, so then on friday i went to town again but this time i went with jeff and we had a grand time! I had to drag my butt out of bed early so i cud get a ride in with my dad, so i started off the day being pretty tired and hungry. So when i got 2 town i met up with jeff in the foodcourt but it sucked cos i really wanted to eat a cheeseburger but i had 2 wait for like an hour and a half. Stupid mcdonalds not serving cheeseburger s until after the breakfast thingy is finished!!! I really really wanted a cheeseburger!!! So yea afterf i waited for an bhour and a half me and jeff walked around looking at xmas presents 4 a while which was rather boring but i didnt care. So then he ditched me for half an hour which completly sucked! I had to sit in a oacked food court by myself and eat lunch i was such a loner! But it was all sweet cos he came back and we walked around some more and seen sum of our frends and stuf it was kool! 

So dat was basically friday and then today i didnt really do much in da mornin i jus lay in bed til bout 12 which was great cos i havnt slept dat long in aaaaages! ans then dis afternoon i walked da dog, h ran away from me and jumped in a freakin creek! and when i got bak home my parents had gone out which was awesum cos dat ment dat jeff cud come ova wit ot my parents der yay! so he jus left like 30 min ago and we hooked up 4 da first time and i dnt tink im gna 4gt it cos we were watchin american pie 2 at da time, it was such a crak up, and at the same time awesum cos he has really soft lips! lol yay it was great and hopefully da rest of da holidays well b as great as da last 3 days yay!!!

So ive decided dat i shud probly write another post seeing as i come on here like twice a day since its da holidays and all. So ill try to find something thats not a hole lot of nothing to write about but i do warn you it may just be some more word vomit!

Hhhmmmmmm sooo i've just really been doing the exact same thing that iv'e been doing for the last week or so and that is absolutly nothing! Sounds fun aye. All I do all day is sit round playing playstation, watching t.v and going on the net. I really have no life at all, i've played playstation so much dat im gtin a blister on my thumb! and have been watching all the boring day time t.v it seems to have got worse since the last holidays! but i must say dat my time on the net has been the most interesting, i have finally discovered wat disgusting creeps there r on there. I was tlkin 2 dis guy on msn from england or something and he had his webcam going and i went and talked to some othere people and i checked back on da convo and he was actually sitting there wanking!!! I am so definatly scarred for life, someone gouge out my eyes!!!!!!

I've decided that i need something to stimulate my brain and make me think or my brain will really turn to mush, im already forgetting things and stuff so hopefully tomorrow ill get better cos im going to mainly music yaaay! its so much fun with lots of little kids, we get to sing and dance with them and they all know me its just so much fun! So when im der ill b doing my mums job cos shes decided she needc a day off, which she does, and so ill be giving da lil kids stamps and taking da money and giving them all der name tags. And i shud b getting some excersise as well cos im gna go swimming with mum at lunch time so maybe my brain will hurt less tomorrow yay!  

well i was gna do a post last nite cept my stupid parents told me 2 get off da net and nw ive 4gtn wat i was gna say hahahaha typical typical nw dat its da holidays my brains switched off and its harder 2 rememab stuf specially wat day of the week it is cos ders no routine i jus do wateva until i gt yelled at 2 gt off my lazy ass and do sumtin so i usually walk 2 da dairy wich is jus dwn da st and buy me sumtin unhealthy and wen im der i hav a habit of runnin in2 ppl while im der and den we tlk 4 age otside its great fun lkie i ran in2 my frend chloe and we tlked 4 ages and ben and kylie and yay. weeeellll dat was all uninterestin lol i jus kinda rambled on and on bt i guess dats jus me lol.

hehe yestaday i went in2 twn wit my aunty and my cousin abby and dey were jus stressing at each otha the hole entire time so much so that my aunty actually turned the car around and was gna go all the way bak hme jus 2 drop her off so she cud hav an unstressful shopping time (hme is like 20 min away) bt den she changed her mind and we had a pleasent enuf time i guess we had chinese for lunch which was yuuuuum! and den dey dropped me off hme at lik 2.15 cos dey had 2 go home 2 milk so i wenjt rond 2 my neighbour sarahs cos she was havin a going away party seeing as shes goin 2 america nxt year 4 da hole entire year it was sooo much fun! it kinda sucked tho cos jeff(my bf) had 2 leave her place at like 2 and i only gt der 15 min afta dat so i mist him! bt it was fun wit da rest of da ppl der well me and sarah kinda went crazy as we usually do and we were dancin and stuf and we put dis song on dat we lernt a dance 2 and we were tryin 2 rememba all da moves and stuf it was such a crak up and den we put queen on and queen ROCKS!! so much! bt den we went on even more of a suga hi and we were dirty dancin it was so funi cos like da ppl dat were left der sum of dem r da kinds of quiet ppl hu gt real uncomfortable rond dat sort of ting so i cornered 1 of dem and she was all ewwwww it was so funi!

since sarahs goin away i was hoping 2 gt her job at da fish and chip shop so last nite since she ws workin i went dwn der wit her so she cud introduce me 2 her boss and shit and it turns out dat da otha chick amy hu works der (shes a slut) and she gt in first and 1 of her frends is gtin da job and it sux ass!!!!!! cos i wanted it cos i reeeeealllly need mune! bt oh well ill get ova it.

im so stupid i actually cant believe it its 7.30am and im up and dressed and fully awake and its a friday and i dnt have 2 go 2 skool! i shud b in bed rite nw bt nooo im up its so stupid i dnt no wats rong wit me. dis mornin was so gay i gt up at 6.10 lik i do every 2nd week 2 do my paper run (i no its sad bt nt as sad as da loser hu dus 2!) and i was 4 papers short so wen id finished and home 4 sum reason i told dad that i was 4 papers short and becos of dat us and 3otha ppl had missed out on papers and he went off at me and tld me that i had 2 eitha bike bak dwn 2 da petrol station(its 1km away) or ring up da newspaper place and i cudnt b bothered doing either and i sed dat and went bak 2 bed bt hewent nuts even more and yelled at me 2 get up so he cud drive me dwn der so i did and while i was getting dressed again he rung da papa place and bi the time i got ready 4 him 2 take me he had talkd 2 da guy der and he had sed dat i dnt need 2 go newhere and that theyd take care of it and i got real mad cos i had got up and awake again and i didnt even have 2 do netin and nw im up and its pointless goin bak 2 bed so im a tad pissed off bt yea... hehe der was a squashed bird on da footpath dis morning its insides were all outside its body hehe and i no it was a baby bird cos i seen it yesterday(dead) on da footpath and someone had stood it up so it looked alive bt really it wasnt and dis morning it was squashed bt its kinda icky 2 tink bout cos it was squashed on da footpath which means that sum1 had 2eitha have stood on it or run ova it on there bike bt it wasstil funi like 1 mornin there was a freshly squashed cat on the road (dis was a 6am) and me and my mate hu also dus a papa run went had had a closer look and i can tell u a dead cat dat has its insides on the outside smells disgusting! fancy that a ud neva have guessed lol.

yay tho all my exams r ova cept 4 spanish which dusnt count cos im gna fail and the only reason im goin 2 its cos my frends goin even tho shes gna fail(her mum well go pshyco if she dusnt go) and dusnt want to b a loner cos she wud hav been the only person in the hole entire hall sittin an exam and dat wud hav sucked so i sed id go jus 2 b nice bt yay i only hav 2 where my uniform once more and all the stress of exams r ova!!!! yay im so happy and jeffs cumin ova 2day so i dnt no wat we gna do probly play sum playstation and stuf and i can completly embarass him on singstar again cos im really gud and he sux bt hes nt as bad as my ex hu got beaten by a 6 year old gurl on it once dat was da funniest ting eva and ive neva let him 4gt it ahhh gud times gud times bt im jus rambling on here so ill go and do i dnt no wat, wat do ppl do dis early in da mornin wen dey nt doin netin all day? im gna b bored shitless til jeff gets here bt oh well i spose ill live hehe i can wind my lil bros up cos dey nt morning ppl at all and its real easy and den dey gt in trouble its great fun bt yea ill go....

Yay so ive bin havin a preti crap week with the exams and all they rnt that bad ive only had 2 so far bio and english and i actually stayed in the english 1 till there were only like 20 min left so i was in there for 2 hrs and 40 min which is like a record for me and usually the ones who stay in the exam the longest are usually the ones that get the best marks so heres hopin! bt yay i only have 2 more left to go even tho they probly da 2 worst ones math and chemistry bt i dnt hav eitha of them til wednesday and its like friday nw so yay for that.

omg omg im so incrediably happy and excited today im so restless and happy cos i just found out the new zealand gets to host the 2011 rugby world cup!! yay its so awesum and im like a majorly big rugby fan and 4 nz to be hostin da world cup! our little 4 million people nation hosting the world cup its a dream come tru! wow i no we have the best rugby team in the world at the mo well da best 2! bt to beat out south africa and japan yay i trully thought that south africa would get it and i tink dat most new zealanders didnt think wed get it weve turned really pessimesstic which is bad but yay WE WON!!! now all we have to do is beat england on the weekend which well do no problem and yay ill be havin the best weekend eva which is surprisin since its in the middle of exams! i think im gonna hav 2 start saving now so i can get a lotsa tickets but i tink ill hav more than enuf saved up by 2011 ill b 23 then yay its gna b so kool!

I seriously am absolutly nuts! i think that in the last week or so ive finally let my real crazy personality well and truly out yay its so much fun and weird and crazy like with my polka dot socks and roman sandals when it get cold i wear my odd strippy leg warmers that used to b knee high socks but tghey got to many holes in them so i cut the toes off they so kool. but neway ive bin doin crazier things than that im goin out with Jeff! anyone who knows him will no why thats crazy hes a real nice guy and all but hes been out with most of my friends and 2 of my best friends twice! technically this is my 2nd time with him as well cos in the school holidays i went out with him 4 like 4 days but i didint c him the hole time so it dusnt really count but yea. hehe me and my friend megan (hu is also crazy) well we've been busy freakin out our hole entire bio class its so much fun we jus call ova sum1 dat sits up the front that we usually dnt talk 2 much ( we sit up the back) and wen they cum ova we jus start stroking there arms and make dodgy sounds its such a crack up.  as well as that the otha day the day of the school prizegiving sum guys (jeff and ben) started claiming all different part my me and that involved writing all down my arms and legs in pen all the things that theyve claimed on me for example all ova my right arm i had all the things that ben had claimed from me such as my hands, lips, knees, 'taco' and boobs. that same day i got spooned 6 times i also spooned about 6 people myself even some girls lol i started the hole spooning faze and just in case all u guys r getin worried our spooning consists of us drwing spoons on each otha and then saying haha i spooned you jus cos its dodgy ahh gud times gud times. but with all the writing and spoons written on me i had to scrub myself with a nail brush to get it all off cos our school senior prizegiving was that nite and i had to go up on stage and get a certificate infront of a packed school hall which reminds me i HATE ben danyka and hemi cos since they all werent there i had to stand inbetween the 3 tallest guys in the hole school up on stage infront of every1!(im quite short im only 5'5 i came up to there nipples) bt there was nutin i cud do about it cos we had to go up there in alphabetical order but that did not stop me from looking ridculous most of the school was cracking up and even my form teacha laughed at me! bt oh well i thort it was funi as well so ill get ova it and quit my complaining.

yay 2days our very first day of exam leave so no more school yay! exceptfor im acutally going bak 2 skool 2day 4 calculus revision cos i dnt wana fail it bt the only bad thing about exam leave is that exmas start soon ahhhhh! my first 1 is on the very first day of exams so i beta start studying sum more for that bt yay im gna go spend the weekend with wanganui (its about 2 hours away from where i live) with my hot guy yay cos my parent r goin dwn for a wedding and i get 2 stay with our old neighbours that i havent seen in like 4 years and they have a guy hus a year older that me and he used to b one of my best friends and hes reallllly hot! i think jeffs a bit worried about that but hel get ova it cos nutin will hapen my hot guy may be supa hot and way hota than jeff but nuthin will hapen cos i have amazing self control and so dus my hot guy(plus his hole family will b there the hole time) lol so yea yay my weekends gna b great!

oh my holy nutshell i havnt bin on here in aages well dats probly cos im kinda a bit bored of tblog now theres nutin much to do or say and it keeps goin screwy but theres nutin else 2 do cos da stupid nutty teacher is nutty!

i really am turnin in2 a rangi tho (its a figure of speech here in nz i dnt mean da person) im actually wearin my pink purple green orange blue yellow and white polka dot ankle socks with my sandals! and im wearin my skirt 4 da 1st time dis entire year there must b sumtin rong wit me or jus the waetha its bin soo incredibly hot so hot in fact that it only took me half an hour 2 burn at 11 oclock yesterday i spose i shudnt b surprised much mayb our hole in the ozone layers gotn worser. and talkin bout me bein crazy its hard 2 believe that i cud get crazier but i have im actually weening myself off my celfone and by my choice its nuts i take my fone to skool and wen i gt home i give it 2 mum and sh givs it bak 2 me at lik 8.30pm or sumtin its so that i dnt have 2 many distractions while im studying. yes u herd rite studying! nw all of u no im definalty crazy bt i dnt no how long the hole studying thing will last on accountof i have a preti much nonexistant concentation span. *sighs* oh well its worth a try.

I have a paper friend named Azabyz me and  ym friends made him up and hes preit colour and has abs and pecs(hehe pecs r so funi) and a devil tail and he wears fishnet stockings and red undies like da guy off the rocky horror picture show *shivers*

So I was lookin though some of my stuf from high school and i found the funniest thing ever well its funny to me and would be to my friends who helped write them. Theyre a bunch of about 6 random stories. It may sound borin to some but the rules of writing them make the stroies fun and when i say random i mean random and specially since they written by 16 year olds you can imagine some of there content. to create these random stories you had to write about half a sentence or 3 words or sumtin and then pass it to the next person and it just gos round in circles like that sometimes we had 7 or 8 people doing them it was hilirous what people came up with but since you cant really understand what its about until you read a story ill post one for you and if u guys aprove of them ill post some more. Ok here gos this was the second one one that was ever created(the first one isnt a good example to many inside jokes):

Once Upon a time there lived an ugly ogre called Mr Colonel who eats lots of chicken filled felt tip pens. He especially liked the purple ones because they tasted like fairies and they sparkled like plastic, just like Rebekah’s legs! One day while Mr Colonel was on the loo he tried and he tried. It was the most he’d ever done in his life but then it popped out and he was instantly relieved. He was reaching for the toilet paper when he woke up and realised it was just a nightmare and that he was really in never never land where he would never grow old and where he could eat magical colourful slop and fly! Wendy his prostitute who got paid very well, was sleeping with all the dogs in the neighbourhood and then a classic chicken fight got underway with the colonel against the infamous Captian taking 5 minute breals to rape pigs. The colonel found this out and went into a mad rage and threw tinkerbell dust on all of them so then they all flew away to the place where naughty people live and learn that naughtyness is not good at all, so when they all got out of the place where naughty people live they were all especially good. The captain went to a porn shop and bought whips and chains and showed all of them what happens if they be naughty and he got all hardened on his hook and got smee to get him chocolate cos chocolate is cool and not at all repulsive like garlic and then the hot peter pan came and killed captain hook and  smee and he thought chloe was a pretty mermaid was hot so he got sarah the hottest fairy in the worldand chloe the hottest mermaid in the world and they joined forces together with their super powers of hotness to form The Uglies. It turned out that with to much hotness you turn ugly and they all blew up.

The End

Its my first day back at work tonight ive had a great holiday the cow shits been the only exception and that i didnt get to hang out with my gf very much bt i finally got some time with her on the weekend it was awesum we jus hung rond watched movies went out to dinner. we went to a buffet thingy on friday nite it was so funny we were being such little kids we fond sum balloons so we went to the soft serve icecream machine and filled the balloons up with icecream then blew the balloons up and popped them it was hilirious bt then we got kicked out bt wed already eaten so it was worth it. On saturday night we went to a 21st party on saturday  night it was a blast. I love 21st mainly cos i love watchin da bday ppl havin 2 do a yardie, i still rememba doing it on my bday i don.t think i threw up quite as much as Greg did tho it was like watchin Team America all over again except it wasnt in cartoon, thats how much he threw up. So overall it was a good weekend not boring at all which is surprising.

The toliet paper has just about washed off bt i think im gonna have 2 get off my ass and clean out the gutters cos they kinda blocked up a bit. I think ill make my brotha do it hes coming to stay at my flat for a while hes fresh out of high school and is stayin with me until he gets a job and finds a flat of his own. Its gonna b a bit weird living with him again i mostly have the memorys of how annoying he was but i think hes matured up a bit so hopefully it wont be as bad as when we were both living at home. And if it is thankfully it will only be until he finds himself his own flat.

I got back home this morning to find my house completely covered in toilet paper, i guess the cow shit in my bag just wasnt enough but hopefully its all over now. I cant really be bothered trying to clean it off cos it must have rained after they put it on and its all soggy and gross i'll probly just end up leaving it there until it washes off it self.

I only have a week left of my holiday and it sucks cos my gfs been working pretty much the hole time but ill get 2 spend sum more time with her this week were going to see her parents. its gna b so much fun, not. im shitting myself i hate meeting the parents i think that ive got the 'if you do netin 2 my daughter im gna kill u' speech every single time i thought mayb it wud get easier the more times i have 2 do it bt its not and it dusnt help that she has an army dad. I spose ill live, i hope, bt shes worth it.

I never did find that money i buried maybe some already dug it up or maybe i never did bury it and i actually spent it i can't really remember. My memorys so bad at the moment i cant really remember what i did last week let alone 10 years ago. and i dont no what my mum did or used bt my clothes dont smell like cow shit anymore yay mums are miracle workers. she rescued them all and now i dont have 2 spend any more money replacing them all.

Arrived back in my home town yesterday i decided id beta visit the whanau while im on holiday i havnt seen them in a while. Its bin soo long that i'd forgotten how good mums cookin is and how annoying my little bros are. mmmmm i can smell the hangi cookin from in here its gonna b sooo good i havnt had one in like 6 months!!!

So i opened my bag last nite to unpack my stuff and what do i see when i open it. Well i actually smelt it first it was a massive cow shit just sitting there. It smelt so bad and i dont think il ever b able to get the stench out of all my clothes seeing as they had been sitting in a small enclosed space with a cow shit for 4 hours!!! I can safely assume who it was and although i am just a bit pissed off i no he was just getting me back (now have no clothes wear and have 2 wear my brothas stuff) i do admire his brains though i never wud have thought 2 do something like that and of couse my whanau thought it was hilirious they love practical jokes as well.

This weekends gonna b fun even if i have to wear my brothers clothes the hole time. I get home cooked meals evry night and get to see my mates dat i havnt seen in ages now all i hav 2 do is try 2 find that money i buried in the garden when i was younga i think theres bout $200 in there cant rememba where i got it tho bt i dnt mind i just hope i dont dig up any old pets.

p.s for thoses ppl dat dont no whanau means family, kai means food and a hangi is a traditional maori meal cooked in the ground

i think dat all kitchens have a conspiracy against me or somethin they always hurtin me knives always cut me and pots always spit at me and ovens burn me the only good ting bout that is kool scars. thanks 2 da good advice from goins and kupov (they told me 2 put stuf on it) my burn now has stoped stinging but maybe thats just cos its bin 3 days since i did it hmmmm.

Ever since high school sharp things have always had it in for me my friends wudnt let me have sharp objects mainly cos they thought id 'accidently' hurt them but i never did(exchange students dnt count it was an accident i swear he put his hand rite unda the compass) i think i vagualy rememba a plastic knife making me bleed once as well stupid air new zealand cutlery. its just lucky that i have a high pain tolerance but then i guess u get that when you spend all your holidays back in high school practicing wrestlings moves with your mates you no the ones that ur not ment 2 try at home my mate broke my arm once.

Im still completely paranoid he hasnt gotten me bak yet maybe hes gonna try 2 wait so ill get all comfortable and unsuspecting and then it will b easy for him. Ive moved the spare key a dozen times it hard 2 rememba where i put it sometimes i dont even no y i bother doing that tho its pointless cos i have 2 tell my gf where i out the key cos thats kinda the point in having it but shel just tell him where it is or let him in ifs shes there she loves practical jokes as much as me shed love 2 b in on doin somethin 2 me so i guess ill just have 2 contine to sleep wit a knife unda my pillow even tho dat dos present a few problems in itself as u cud guess

Yay its such a relief to finally have a holiday. Saturday was my first official day off and i got together with my best mates we had an awsum day it was a bit borin at first we were just bumming rond at the flat we got so restless and were all in a destructive moods so we went rond to our mate Steves place we could see him through the ranch slider he was fast asleep on the couch with his gf so we jumped back into our car and went down to the shops to get supplys. We brought silly string, shaving cream, mustard, permanant markers in various colours, a packet of condoms and some waxing strips.

 Then we headed back to steves place first we broke used the silly string and shaving cream and mustard to absolutly cover his can then we tied a hole heap of condoms together and tied it to his exhast pipe. I think hes regretting telling us where his spare key is now because we let ourselves in the back door woke his gf up so she could so the honours and then covered his chest and upper thighs with the waxing strips.  You can imagine what he yelled at us when the first waxing strip was pulled off him it gave him a hell of a fright and when he tried to get up to hit us we covered him with the remaining silly string and shaving cream. i think it was a great stroke of genius to put all of the waxing strips on him before we tore the first one off because hes going to have to get them off some how!!

The only downside of doing all that to him is now im extremely paranoid that hes gonna get me back which he will so im dreading next weekend il jus hav to get extremely pissed